What’s it about?
A team of mercenaries breaks into a family compound on Christmas Eve, taking everyone hostage inside. But they better watch out, they better not cry, they better not pout, I’m telling you why…
What’d we think?
Action bloodbaths have never been this heartwarming.
Seriously, this movie answers the question: What if John McClane was actually Santa? It’s like Die Hard, Home Alone and the third act of a Tarantino flick had an orgy and this was their baby. Gloriously stupid, and ridiculously enjoyable.